Total Medals Earned: 521 (From 59 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,175 Points
Medals Earned: 5/8 (30/55 points)
who's there?
you know how it goes
literally
had one too many
finish a flash project
get a grip man
finish a project in less than 27 commands
go two levels deep
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/40 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/160 points)
First time training
Reach level 2 [easy]
Beat Draiga
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/590 points)
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Kill an enemy with your fist
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Kill 100 enemies
Do a 6 kill combo
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Reach half the Wave Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps
Medals Earned: 7/8 (215/315 points)
Killed 100 zombies.
killed 300 zombies.
Coop shooter mastered a weapon use.
Finished the game on "Overdosed".
Coop shooter received and mastered the Gatling gun.
Finished the game.
Maxed a weapon.
Found the better combination.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/210 points)
Give up in the 2nd part
Get a 50 combo
Get 5000+ points
Reach it (it's level 6)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (55/55 points)
Meet Bee!
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Kill the magician!